suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

fuck, over an hour
protip: don’t drink while playing that

(Source: sou-inseguro)

interrobangphan:

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

I always feel so bad for that dinosaur

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive)